italys-underpants:

italys-underpants:

So my sister and mum were talking about periods and my dad said, “I don’t need to worry when my period is because penises don’t bleed.” I instantly responded, “They do if you cut them off.”
I have never seen my mum laugh that hard at anything in my life.

Okay who brought it back.

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papa-nier:

trust me im a dad

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rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

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angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

(Fuente: jumpingjaverts)

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ohmykorra:

"the final season"

HA

HAHA

HAHAHAHA

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Turning the Tides…

korraphobia:

Him:

Me:

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breathlifein:

3x24 / 4x23

"Stay with me"

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yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

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